Dairy Free​/​Fiesta Siesta

by The Shoehorns

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released January 29, 2016

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The Shoehorns are a girl/boy-duo/couple hailing from leafy Surrey and not so leafy South East London respectively. With their songs crossing the line between factual and farce, The Shoehorns are the free daily newspaper of the country/folk world, bringing you the stories that you don't need to know but are glad that you do.

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Track Name: Dairy Free
(Faith)
I love Dairy, but you can't eat Diary. I think we need to call, the Dairy Fairy, so you can eat cheese.
They can wave their magic wand over your belly, say the magic words, so you can eat Dairy, and have ice cream.

But we can't always get the things that we want, and sometimes you just have to let it drop, to put your mind at ease,
for you I'd go Dairy Free.
for you I'd go Dairy Free.

(John)
You love Dairy, but I can't eat Dairy, I think we need to call the Dairy Fairy, so I can eat cheese.
They can wave their magic wand over my belly, and say the magic words so I can eat Dairy, and have ice cream
(Faith)
And when we're out in a restaurant, I'll have the same as you if that's what you want, oh salad for me.

And if you just can't resist, I'll sit by the toilet if you get sick. You don't need to worry about me, because
for you i'd go dairy free,
for you i'd go dairy free,
for you i'd go dairy free...
Track Name: Fiesta Siesta
I spent the night on the side of the road,
treated to an orange light show,
my clutch dropped out and my foot hit the floor,
I couldn't coast more than a stones throw.

It's a one night stand steering wheel in hand.
Fiesta Siesta no more.

Mechanic called said he had some news,
wasn't what I wanted to hear, and he said;
"I'm sorry girl but your baby's gone"
Made me cry vehicular tears.

It's a one night stand, steering wheel in hand.
Fiesta Siesta no more.

Tucked her away on the side of the road,
and waited there to watch her drift off.