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The long-awaited A-side to our double single "Dairy Free/Fiesta Siesta" out on Well Adjusted Records on the 29th January 2016.

A day in the life of a couple, living through the traumatic experience of lactose intolerance.

"A touching moment about something ridiculous"

Vocals - John Matts, Faith Wharton
Guitars, Mandolins - John Matts
Bass - David Matts and Patrick Fitzroy
Drums - Chris Callaghan
Tambourine - Faith Wharton
Production and general genius - Patrick Fitzroy

Artwork - Kelly Smith, Maria Jimenez and Luke Wharton

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(Faith)
I love Dairy, but you can't eat Diary. I think we need to call, the Dairy Fairy, so you can eat cheese.
They can wave their magic wand over your belly, say the magic words, so you can eat Dairy, and have ice cream.

But we can't always get the things that we want, and sometimes you just have to let it drop, to put your mind at ease,
for you I'd go Dairy Free.
for you I'd go Dairy Free.

(John)
You love Dairy, but I can't eat Dairy, I think we need to call the Dairy Fairy, so I can eat cheese.
They can wave their magic wand over my belly, and say the magic words so I can eat Dairy, and have ice cream
(Faith)
And when we're out in a restaurant, I'll have the same as you if that's what you want, oh salad for me.

And if you just can't resist, I'll sit by the toilet if you get sick. You don't need to worry about me, because
for you i'd go dairy free,
for you i'd go dairy free,
for you i'd go dairy free...

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from Dairy Free​/​Fiesta Siesta, track released January 29, 2016

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The Shoehorns are a girl/boy-duo/couple hailing from leafy Surrey and not so leafy South East London respectively. With their songs crossing the line between factual and farce, The Shoehorns are the free daily newspaper of the country/folk world, bringing you the stories that you don't need to know but are glad that you do.

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